I am against marriage as we know it today
Your challenge this week is fairly straightforward as far as rules go: write about whatever you'd like, incorporating metaphor and/or simile to illustrate and highlight important parts of your story.
This little ditty came to mind this morning. I have submitted it late for your review. Believe or not it is true!
“DPchallenge” I am against marriage as we know it today. I followed her to school one day, I married her, and she fleeced me white as snow. A fool and his money is soon parted so I followed her to the Church one day, married her and she fleeced me white as snow. Not to be outdone the next time I was no fool and I did not marry her. Boy, which was a marriage made in heaven. True to marriage after it ended my female apartment manager fleeced me white as snow.